Digital Holiday Enthusiast Gifts

'I already e-mailed you and here's your hard copy.'

Young male clicking on a sock on a computer screen

'Instead of a Christmas newsletter, let's have a Christmas web site.'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Happy Turkey Day!

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

'Will you be my Valentine?'