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'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '

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"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

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"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

'If I do decide to get a second opinion, can I get it at your blog?'

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"Well sorry doc, but that's not the reading I get from my digital wrist heart monitor."

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

"It's the only way I can get some of my patience to listen to me!"

"I run a weight loss site, and my friend here runs a bodybuilding site."

"My mommy's passwords are stronger than your mommy's passwords."

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

"The doctor says your vital signs are strong, but the IT guy says your portal password is weak."

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

'I'm getting lonely – my patients are getting their prescriptions online instead of visiting me.'

'Nurse Nodnik will be live blogging the operation.'

"That's my diagnosis, and don't waste time looking it up. I've already consulted with Siri and Alexa."

"I don't know why we need a qr code when all they have on the menu is dog food."

'I love this RX site - I can look up prices for all of my unaffordable medicine around town!'

'To see how the ward is doing you just need to use your smartphone to set up a wi-fi hotspot which you can use to download a pdf of the data.'

"I'm in my doctor's telemedical waiting room!"