Digital Guide Pillows

'The facts of life? Sure -- just type in this URL.'

Hate Platforms

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Likes: $2.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Baby Screen Time

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

Computer games

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Downloads.