Digital Groomers T-Shirts

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Lesser known greek gods,

Dog lover

Dogs shaving

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Okay, dig that one up!

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

When fleas talk...

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Why Poodles Become Killers

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

Santa Dog

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

The Organic

Dog Park Zoom

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"Darn COVID19 lockdowns! Master has decided to try his hand at home grooming..."

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."