Digital Feedback Guru Pillows

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Suggestion box which shreds forms placed in it.

'Does anyone else have any complaints?'

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

I've always been slower than computers...

Giving feedback is a complex process.

Constructive Criticism 50c.

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Suggestion Box

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

Four Types of Critics

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'.

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Constructive Criticism Area.

"He's still working on how to give appropriate feedback."

'This is my grandson Richard. I've called him in today to answer all your questions about computers and the web.'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.