Digital Economy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I bought this online for only 350 bucks! With its spiritual power it protects me from dubious online shops!"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

Watering Money

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

European currency on the edge.

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

Flat tax - equal burden?

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'I see everyone got the memo.'

What do you suggest we do about this?

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Sub-prime Bear

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'I'll be in late, Ms.Fernwood. Did I get any important margin calls, default, stock splits, foreclosures or bailouts?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Money god

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Greek Crisis

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.