Digital Disorganizer Pillows

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Live Stream

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The Lost Tribe

Books and Phones

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"I hate people using the cloud."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'We don't text anymore.'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."

'IT support? I need a hug..'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."