Digital Currency Diver Gifts

Lost it all in Crypto

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

My First Bitcoin.

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

'These bitcoins things are backed by technology and the internet! What could possibly go wrong?'

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"He created Bitecoin."

"Your 'old money' not making you happy? How about trading in Bitcoin Futures?"

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"He accidentally received a bitcoin miner's electric bill."

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"Sorry lad, but I invested all me pot of gold in bitcoin!"

Former Computer Hacker, will unfreeze your computer for Bitcoin.

We accept only digital currency.

"Around here, we don't say 'A penny for your thoughts.' We say 'A bitcoin for your brains.'"

Apparently bitcoin is money that you have but never see! Big deal! I don't see it now!

Virtual Money?

"You better not take any money from this guy, he's a cryptocurrency trader."

'No, it's not a black hole... it's their market going south.'

God cries as bitcoin destroys the earth

Data Base of Useful Information, 5K. Data Base of Useless Information, 500,000,000 GB.

"Help! This guy has been talking about cryptocurrency and NFT's for an hour!"

The Sultan of Bitcoin

Do you accept Bitcoin?

"It's crypto with a C and has nothing to do with kryptonite."

Lemonade - We only take Bitcoins

Elon Musk

Bought Bitcoin futures without being warned about flash crashes.

'Accountants rarely see cash, Bobby, we keep accounts electronically,'