Digital Baseball Fan Club Prints

"Play Ball!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

No Baseball

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The Digital Family

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Sheltering in place.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Monster Baseball

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

'The nurse wanted you to pee in THIS type of cup.'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'