Digital Baseball Fan Club Pillows

"Play Ball!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

No Baseball

The Digital Family

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Sheltering in place.

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"

A woman watches football on her computer.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Monster Baseball

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

For Joe Ninth, 2 out, bases loaded, finally innings, scores tied, this was his moment.