Digital Banking Lover Mugs

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Payback Time

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

FIRST NATIONAL, TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."