Online Banking Fan Mugs

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

Paul Wolfowitz.

I have a dream.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."