Digital Banking Lover Prints

Post Office: "All done. I've transferred ?40,000 to your bank account."

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

Paul Wolfowitz.

I have a dream.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Serious bummer! The bank says I'm overdrawn.

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

"Don't feel bad. Even I don't understand me."

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."