Digital Age Wit Prints

"You have to take these: your browser history shows you've already accepted cookies!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Snowprov

Backfire

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Czarcasm

Doggone

"Did you get my tweet?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'My dog ate my computer.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

Twitter that!

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."