Digital Age Wit Mugs

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Snowprov

Backfire

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Czarcasm

Doggone

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"Did you get my tweet?"

'My dog ate my computer.'

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Can you just send the digital copy?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"