Digital Age Observers Gifts

'I don't think those apps have made Junior smarter.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Weird things I do because of the internet

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Two Generations of Readers

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

Modern Life Blues

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Modern Portrait Gallery

"She reminds me so much of myself at her age."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Go ask your search engine."

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."