Digital Age Humor Appreciator Pillows

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Barcode Dreams

'My dog ate my computer.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Goodnight Social Media.

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

"Dude. You need to get cable."

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

"What's that?" "I hit the icon marked 'worst case senario'."

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

"They misspelled your avatar."

"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

'Sorry buddy, no username or password = no wishes!'