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'I bullied so many kids with text messages I got RSI.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

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'My dog ate my computer.'

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Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Goodnight Social Media.

Google signwriter.

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

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"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

'You post intimate details on Facebook, you want to be followed on Twitter, you send out dozens of selfies a day, yet you're paranoid about your computer's camera?'

"Lemonade App: $1"

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

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"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"Bad news Dad, I've just received an e-Alert: The farmer's wife has downloaded a "Coq au Vin" recipe..."

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

"They misspelled your avatar."

'Our research shows that downloading happy songs prolongs computer life by 20.'

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

"Psst! Strongest hashtags in town, pal."

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'