Digital Age Dog Devotees Pillows

'Had a picture of a bone on my cellphone and the dog buried it.'

Playing Fetch.

Foster failure

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"You're completely screwed up."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"And here are today's categories...."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Secret Service Dogs

Dog playing VR fetch.

'Who's best friend are you?'

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

"Invisible fences, voiced activated pet doors, automatic pet dispensers, how's an old dog supposed to keep up with all this new technology."

'We spoil that dog.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'