Digital-age Dodgers Mugs

"Does technology frighten you?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Mary had a little spam

Newborns on cell phones

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

Bureaucracy (Murphy's law)

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Trying to come up with yet another password...

"Dad, that's our new air purifier."

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

"You're suffering from banner blindness."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

"The Real Dot Com."

Laptop fetching dog.

"What's to prevent some total stranger anywhere on the world from paying my bills."

Other Walks of Shame

Hockey and Cell Phones

"I wonder if the Yankees won... Yes! Crazy I still have service out here."

"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!"

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

"He's the social media member who chooses to remain anonymous."

'Maybe he doesn't want to know what's going on in the world.'

'The computer's brand new!'