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'You wouldn't get these stomach aches if you chewed your food properly.'

'Why is it that laxatives always look like crap going in?'

"I divorced him after I discovered that when I eat alone, I didn't get indigestion"

"Sir, do you have any idea how slow you were going?"

'I think I may need a stool softener. . .'

Abe lost his beautiful wife & kids, his home, his job and his dignity. All because of one little fart on the way home from The Rib Shack.

"I've got inflammatory bowel disease!"

Brian strongly believes in free movement

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Covid and the Vaccines

Prostate: 51st State

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Vaccine

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

Preventive medicine.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."