Digestive Health Advisor Prints

"That's why you need to chew your food!" (cow deposited a hay bale).

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"No offense, but the manna needs salt."

Govt. UK led by Seance

'The Meaning of Life? -- you don't have a bad ticker, do you?'

"Well, Mr Eagle, coming to see me is the first positive step to get you to soar again..."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Jim's Smart Kettle

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Food Pyramid.

'Actually, I kind of like peas, but if I eat them, what will mom think of next?'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"I'm recommending a more balanced diet."

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

Vaping cigarette

I told you to take the stairs instead of elevators. Taking escalators isn't meeting me halfway.

"Sir, do you have any idea how slow you were going?"

Enormous obesity report.

'Why is it that laxatives always look like crap going in?'

'I'm going on vacation next week - If you have any problems, here's Oprah's number.'

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

'Dude, I think you should cut back on the Gummi worms.'

'I warned you to stop snarfing down the free samples!'

"Say, Flo, did you make an appointment with a lifestyle counselor?"

Group Insurance/Vitamins

'Take god care of your bacteria! it may well be the only culture you'll ever have....'

"I'm a doctor from the future, with revolutionary health advice. Exercise, drink plenty of water and eat your veggies."

Journey to the center of Jules Microbiome