Dieting Resistor Pillows

"Yep, that's right, my life sucks: My mum says I can't have ice-cream, cakes, sweets or chocolate, just bamboo..."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

Chocs away.

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"I'm a monster."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

'So, how did the crash diet go?'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'I've got a problem.'

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

"Looks like the universe isn't the only thing that' s expanding!"

Obesity problems in the UK.

'I'm scared that there's a fat woman outside of me, trying to get in.'

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

'I excuse my weight by saying I'm eating for three. Unfortunately, the twins were born months ago.'

"I used to be a vegetarian, but I fell off the meat wagon."