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Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Fat man on scales.

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"I would kill for your metabolism."

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

"Generally accepted accounting practices weren't as generally accepted as I thought."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

"First, do no ham."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ