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Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight."

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"This can't be right. I was supposed to lose 20 lbs before my next annual exam - maybe I should postpone my appointment for ... another year."

''Usually drunk with pizza.' Hey, so am I!'

'It was cheaper and less painful than a Gastric Band procedure...'

I lost 10 pounds during that last thaw...but it was all water weight.

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

The Atkins Diet.

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

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"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?'

Skinny Santa Claus munches on carrot, as obese Rudolph eats mince pie.

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

'Chew each bite ten times? †I'm a busy man!'

'Knock off the between-feast snacking.'

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

Diet - Stop stuffing your face"