Dieting Enthusiast Pillows

'Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'You need to go on a balanced diet.'

Woman to skeleton - 'I told you not to go on a No Carb, No Fat, No Meat diet all at once..'

Why we always fail.

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Nutritionist - Out to a Low Carb Lunch.

'I think my gastric band's too tight.'

"I hope the sun comes out. I'm trying to get down to a size 6."

'I heard about a great diet... guarenteed to melt away inches!'

'You probably think I've got a nerve putting you on a diet!'

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The high fibre diet

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'It's net weight when they're trying to catch you. After a few years it then becomes gross weight.'

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

Before and After diet photos.

"One day son all this will be yours."

'Cheer up, at least it makes you look taller.'

'Our HMO came this morning and took the refrigerator away!'

'I'm just weighing out my daily allowance for my diet.'

'Well, if you're enjoying your diet plan you must be doing it wrong.'

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

'Fifty may be the new forty, but fat is definitely not the new thin.'

"I have no trouble losing weight...it's just that I'm better at finding it."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"I would kill for your metabolism."

Death lures a man in with the smell of pizza.

"Um, when I said you should allow yourself a cheat day, I was referring to your diet."

"We found the only significant impact diet books had if we made people eat them!"

'Diet cake: Mix flour, sugar and eggs in a bowl. Pour it into a baking tin at 200°C for 30 minutes and let it cool down. Then, feed it to the birds.'

'In a word, you have too much consumer confidence.'

'I got one for each of us, It magnifies the food and tricks your brain into thinking you're full!'

Roughage.

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"I'm on a diet. I eat at most one size-zero model a day."