Diet Dilemma Decider Pillows

"I'm not eating breakfast this morning, because I had my diet drink this morning. And I had a breakfast late last night anyway. I think I'll have an early lunch."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Excellent napkin.'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"Look! Now they offer healthy choices we can glance at before ordering our usual junk."

Fast food trap.

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

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"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."