Diet Debate Club Pillows

'That's not what I meant when I said you needed to grow into your job.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"Not in my name!"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

'You need a more balanced diet.'

The Atkins Diet.

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

Barack Obama

How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."