Diet Debate Club Pillows

'That's not what I meant when I said you needed to grow into your job.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

"Not in my name!"

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Never eat anything you can't lift over your head."

'I have a hard time believing that fast food causes obesity.'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'I wouldn't call myself a vegetarian, but I don't eat dead animals either.'

"It has a cream base because we hate you."

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

'I know it's my third doughnut, but it's okay. I'm using the Pilates method of dunking.'

How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'You need a more balanced diet.'

'Get back! Get back! Or so help me...I'll eat it!'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Barack Obama

The Atkins Diet.

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.