Diet And Dental Duo Mugs

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

In the Guru District

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

What the Doctor Ordered

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Soup of the month.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Bad for you but to die for

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Studies show foods work miracles!

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The discovery of asparagus.

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'