Oral Health Nut Mugs

'Doesn't look good...My ear plugs nurse.'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'My feet are killing me.'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

How about going easy on the carbs

Advocado

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

All Natural Nothing

"Steamed vegetables."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

At the market

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Hm, still sky high. Let's try the other arm."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Exercise now!