Dictator Debunker Prints

'No oil, no whales, no help.'

Kim Jong Un

Old dictator Lukashenko

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Rumours Online

Statue of Liberty

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

If Animals Were Racist...

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"I hope it misses us!"

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

"Not exactly - He believes that the ends justify BEING mean."

'Hey, Pops...the peasants are out of food again and I wrecked my Mercedes... What do we do about it?'

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"I want a large pepperoni, pronto! And don't be stingy with the cheese. No anchovies! If I find one anchovy, I'll have your head on a pole. . ."

"Hold on a tick! I didn't consent to this. . . Did you consent to this?"

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

"What to wear today?"

'They're having a ball up there.'

Trump Campaign Funding

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

'I'll let you in on a little secret, son: If you're really, REALLY careful, absolute power only corrupts a little bit.'

'OK,OK! A Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, which brings up another issue...are you THAT Obama, or the Muslim Obama that so many believe you are?'

Stalin's toothpaste: USSR