Dictator Debaters Prints

"Just remember, you could end up just like me. . . dead and hanging upside down at a gas station. . ."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Global warming debate.

Woke Jersey Shore

The last word.

"In the spirit of compromise, Canada is willing to offer any state of the United States, sanctuary if they wish to secede."

John Newman

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'

Debate Club Note

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.