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The Subpoenaed Diaries Of Anïs Nin

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'Meanwhile, in his real diary, Andrew complained about Carolyn's nosiness.'

Dear Diary: Took another 20,000 breaths today!

Marilyn Monroe's secret diary

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

Dear Diary....I'll never, ever, go on a blind date again!

Dear Diary...at last I've found a cure for baldness!

"It's the story of a smart and beautiful woman who faces the challenges of the future with the will of a warrior!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Are you writing about me in your little journal?"

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Can that be right?"

Professional woman in pub

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'Lost Diary'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'What did I ever see in you?' 'Fortunately I wrote it down. 'Jenny thinks I have a super sense of humour.''

Romantic Coffee Dates

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

Gigolo Diary

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

One line a day... Diary 2020