Diaper Designer T-Shirts

'Buddy! I'm home!'

Director/Action Man toy.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

A women in a shoeshop.

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"I stand corrected."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

An idea box in a shower

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Pinata good bags.

The Santa Myth, 2015 edition

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Floss Street Vendor

It's more than a mike!

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'