Diaper-changing Champion Prints

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

A Tit for Tat.

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies

"They look so young and helpless."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'That never gets old.'

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

"Someone needs a new diaper..." "Another shakedown!"

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'We won't know how many diapers it takes to soak up a bathtub full of water until we get more diapers.'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"I have to go. The baby's diaper needs changing."

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

"Well he smells like his father."

Why it's called child-rearing.

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

3 days without an accident.

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'