Diaper Duelists Prints

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

A Tit for Tat.

"That is one absorbent nappy."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"They look so young and helpless."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'That never gets old.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Free Hugs

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"It's your turn to change his diaper!"

"Does it come with instructions?"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Baby's high fibre diet

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

"Well he smells like his father."

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

Why it's called child-rearing.

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"