Diaper Duelists Prints

'But that's the baby you took in.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

A Tit for Tat.

"That is one absorbent nappy."

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'That never gets old.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Ooopsss! I did it again.'

"Does it come with instructions?"

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Baby's high fibre diet

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

Never Ask A Man To Change The Baby.

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"It's as if I never left work, all day long on a turd processor"

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

Why it's called child-rearing.

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

"Well he smells like his father."

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

3 days without an accident.