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TWIN-KILLING CHOREOGRAPHY

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"That explains all the cavities."

Baseball Dreams

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"It's his creative time."

The Hidden World of Desks

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Dancing in tailcoats

Hugging Technique #14

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

Footsteps Dance Club, on desk are In tray, Out tray, Shake it All About tray

"Julie, are you sure you haven't done this before?"

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

"Dad, not now!"

'Isn't it gorgeous?! Harold refuses to tell me how much it cost him.'

'Wow...I've got to admit, Stanley...when you said you always got the best seats I thought you were just blowing smoke.'