Diamond Daydreamer T-Shirts

'I can't show you a diamond in your price range,because I don't have a microscope.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Baseball Dreams

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Desert Island BBQ

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Ice Cream Dreams.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'