Diamond Aficionado Mugs

'My fiancé would like You to show us the most expensive diamond engagement rings You have...'

"I'm sorry my dear, but due to the financial climate, our 60th anniversary will need to be solid carbon neutral!"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A Zircon Is Forever

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Do you like my bling?

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

The public was right

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

Dominoes

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

Snake Dress-Up