Diamond Aficionado Mugs

'My fiancé would like You to show us the most expensive diamond engagement rings You have...'

"I'm sorry my dear, but due to the financial climate, our 60th anniversary will need to be solid carbon neutral!"

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Do you like my bling?

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

The public was right

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Ladies who lunch.

Dominoes

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

Snake Dress-Up