Diamond Lovers Mugs

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Dialogue

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Love Birds love just being together

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Cow and Milk

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

Valentines Balloons

Waterfall of Disappointment

Whale Romance

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

How oysters get engaged.

You make me want to be a better bum.

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Gold Crisis

Unbeknownst to Charlene, the new earrings that Burt gave her were actually bass lures.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Cupid

"You complete me, Barbara."