Dialogue Philosopher Pillows

'But, what if this 'language' invention leads to disinformation?'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

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Meet the Enemy

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Exciting potato bugs.

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F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Trappist talk show.

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?