Dialogue Philosopher Pillows

Add a touch of philosophy to their home decor with pillows that feature humorous and insightful quotes. Perfect for relaxing or sparking a new debate, these pillows are both stylish and stimulating.

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'But, what if this 'language' invention leads to disinformation?'

'But, what if this 'language' invention leads to disinformation?' mockup

'But, what if this 'language' invention leads to disinformation?'

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"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you." mockup

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

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"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'." mockup

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness? mockup

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

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"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text." mockup

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

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Dialogue

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"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie." mockup

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

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Meet the Enemy

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"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative." mockup

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

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'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath' mockup

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

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"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket." mockup

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

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"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny." mockup

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

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Battle of the sexes in a relationship mockup

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

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"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?" mockup

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

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Dialogue

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LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me." mockup

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

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"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?" mockup

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

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"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice." mockup

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

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Trappist talk show.

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"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?" mockup

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

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'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!' mockup

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

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'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.' mockup

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

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Deconstructionist girlfriend

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With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness, mockup

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

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"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat." mockup

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

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'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`! mockup

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

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"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" mockup

"If you could have a dinner conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

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Statue of Christopher Columbus

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Dialogue Philosopher Pillows Collection

Dialogue Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the dialogue philosopher—witty, insightful, and perfect for sparking morning conversations or reflective moments.

Dialogue Philosopher Prints

Decorate with prints that challenge and entertain. Our dialogue philosopher collection offers clever quotes and thought-provoking art pieces for any space.

Dialogue Philosopher T-Shirts

Find the perfect intellectual statement with our dialogue philosopher t-shirts! Clever, witty, and designed to spark curiosity and conversation.