Dialogue Diver Prints

'How are we supposed to have a constructive dialogue when you keep trying to interrupt me?'

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"I don't consider all my opinions black or white. They're binary."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Dialogue

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

Exciting potato bugs.

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

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"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

The Tangents talk it over.

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

"The nomenclature of 'political correctness' is devisive and opens the profession to ridicule!"

"I'm a little disappointed you don't actually talk the same as in the KJV Bible."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'