Debate Diver Prints

Ted Cruz

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Dialogue

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Now that's a win."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Obama Healthcare.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'