"I'm neither a good cop nor a bad cop, Jerome. Like yourself, I'm a complex amalgam of positive and negative personality traits that emerge or not, depending on circumstances."
Dialogue Lover Prints
Decorate their space with our dialogue-themed prints—featuring clever quotes and humorous illustrations, perfect for inspiring more dialogue and adding personality to any room.
When Socrates met Plato.
"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"
Conflict Resolution Center
"Well, I'm an expert on communication!"
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
News and Magazines. Record Debt. Dollar Down. How can the dollar be weak when we've been giving it such a good workout?
Wait, have I been talking to myself this whole time? Well, that's embarrassing.
"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"
"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"
Masculine Dress - For Women
'That doctor is an idiot and I'm getting nothing out of these visits! Look forward to coming back next week!'
"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."
'We may be old but the supermarket's automatic doors still acknowledge our existence, so we still matter.'
Exciting potato bugs.
"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."
"Why do you think cool cars are lame?"
"Then she was like...no way! Then he was like, I didn't know, right here? Then everyone was like, yo dude, it's blue!"
LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET
"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."
"You're fired."
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."
Scarcity
What's normal?
The economy.
Dialogue
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'
Our Two Parties, Explained
We need a Europe of U-turns.
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"
Dialogue Lover Prints Collection
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