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'Hobbies? Feeding you takes up all my time.'

"Bond James, Bond."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Silly wig.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Tiger Costume

Bobbies library of jeans

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Pirate

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Kangeroo and joey

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Does this make me think I look good?"

A woman in prayer

"He chases submarines."

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

It bag and no knickers!

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

Cowboy

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Little boy dragon

Tiger Costume

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.