Devotee Of Dungarees Mugs

'Hobbies? Feeding you takes up all my time.'

"Bond James, Bond."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Silly wig.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Bobbies library of jeans

Tiger Costume

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Kangeroo and joey

Pirate

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

"Does this make me think I look good?"

"He chases submarines."

A woman in prayer

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Costume Party.

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

It bag and no knickers!

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Tiger Costume

Cowboy

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Little boy dragon

'We have an Australian-based HMO, so the hospital sent Dan home in a Crutcharoo.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy.'