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Jan was a very shrewd shopper...she wisely chose the lesser of two evils!!

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"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'