Devilishly Funny Gift Lover T-Shirts

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"It is my place!"

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Bernice Mountain Dog

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Hissy-fits for sale.

'You're not from around here, are you?'

Tunnel of Dove.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'I'm sorry, buddy, but I ran out of bandicoots around Belgium.'

"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."

About Santa 2017.

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

'And you get this free.'

Nail Bar

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"That rat trap you sold me is no good. My husband hasn't been near it!"

"It's four pounds a night, and one hour treadmill time..."

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

Crap Stuff Shop.

'First time fly fishing?'

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

"X-ray glasses. They don't work."