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Packaging Russian Dolls

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

The Final Selfie

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"Woah - random!"

Devilled Eggs

"And God called the light day."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Oh good! You're up!"

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

Satan Fast Food

Looking For God

"Ha ha ha. So true."

'WOOSH!' 'Ok, who set off the sprinkler?'

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

"What do you have that you haven't touched?"

Angel forgets heaven's pin number.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Please RSVP.'

Achoo! Wow, the pollen count really is high this year!

Moses on skateboard at the Red Sea

"Do you think this grass is organic?"

"You hired a lawyer to draft a summary of your report card?"

Came by to save your soul, but you weren't home. Have fun in hell - Bridget, born-again Christian.

The fundamentalist.

'The joy of 666'