Unexpected Delights Seeker Pillows

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Packaging Russian Dolls

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

Sweet surprise.

WHACK!

Secret sweetie drawer...

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Tree Squirrel

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"Woah - random!"

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'